Learn from Taylor kids, learn from Taylor.




“Happy Fucking Birthday” hahahaha omg I hate posting pics of Taylor’s random friends, but I couldnt pass this up.

I’m sure about now she is making sure that the “fucking” in “Happy Fucking Birthday” is being properly addressed.


HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TAYLOR. You tweeters and twatters should trend that. 

(via freedoms-shore)

They are wearing their sex beanies

Happy Birthday Taylor! Enjoy the…

The pair have been inseparable since they went public with their relationship last month. After spending three nights together in New York, the couple took Taylor’s private jet to the UK to make One Direction’s performance at Capital FM’s Jingle Bell Ball on Saturday. Since then, they’ve been holed up in a romantic cottage on the outskirts of Manchester. A source said: “They’ve been there since Sunday. Taylor’s management and security are in a nearby hotel with instructions that she will call them when she’s ready to leave.”

The Sun, 12 December 2012 (via haylor-daily)

Taylor making him her sex slave holed up in a cabin somewhere. 

(via ohsoswiftly)

Anonymous asked: the mask taylor is holding, looks like a "sleep no more" audience member mask. (google.. tumblr won't let me use links.) i'm intrigued!

Thats what a paparazzi pic said. I have no idea what it is, googled it and just saw some nice things:

"You wear masks, there is an orgy, and some dude kills himself." Another friend said, "You see a murder, some people get naked, and a chick shits a baby out of her ass."

source: http://www.vice.com/read/this-sleep-no-more-thing-is-fucked


Is Sleep No More Good for Kids?
Patrons under the age of 16 are not admitted to Sleep No More. The performances feature simulated sex scenes, full frontal nudity, violent fights, staged murders and other graphic images. Some may find parts of certain room’s interior design frightening due to images of headless infant dolls, graveyards and more


Anonymous asked: Probably the dumbest question ever, but what's the mile high club?

The term "Mile High Club" refers to two people engaging in sexual activity (sexual intercourse) at an altitude of no less than 5,280 ft (a mile high above the earth) in an airplane.

Harry lifting Taylor up (x)

In front of all those people?




Harry arriving in London on Taylor’s private jet

Welcome to the Mile High Club

I Knew You Were Trouble

Anonymous asked: SHE WANTS THE D. EERRDAY

eerrday all day. Couldn’t even wait to get back to the hotel after MSG, they had to do it in the dressing room.